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Thursday, May 21, 2026
Funny Quote of the Day
More Quotes: Funny
Dr. Seuss“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
Dr. Seuss“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
Winston Churchill“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”
Winston Churchill“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
Mark Twain“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
Voltaire“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
Oscar Wilde“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
Oscar Wilde“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”
Winston Churchill“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
Confucius“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
Mark Twain“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
Oscar Wilde“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”