Funny Quote of the Day

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

“Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”

“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”